HIM is cordial, pleasant, elegant, agreeable, and well-mannered, until you piss HIM off, at which point he behaves exactly like the demonic being he resembles rather than some bizarre overly-zolofted cheerful person.
I fear your wrath. I've seen your sense of humor when you're happy.
This is me staying as far away from your bad side as possible!
That would work. I'd be scared he'd frighten my bears, or worse, lead them into revolution.
Our local Disney store has the plush Stitches secreted throughout the ceiling props and models, so he's riding the Magic Carpet, helping electrocute Captain Hook, etc. It's really kind of frightening.
I'd say that's ... scarily accurate.
Date: 2002-08-07 06:58 am (UTC)I fear your wrath. I've seen your sense of humor when you're happy.
This is me staying as far away from your bad side as possible!
...so you're saying I should cut my dosage?
Re: ...so you're saying I should cut my dosage?
Date: 2002-08-07 07:05 am (UTC)Cheers to the doctor in Townsville! :)
...or I could increase the dosage. I'm flexible.
Date: 2002-08-07 07:13 am (UTC)Re: ...or I could increase the dosage. I'm flexible.
Date: 2002-08-07 07:22 am (UTC)It'd keep my plush Stitch company.
Cute yet Evil, meet Cute yet Really Damn Evil.
Stitch: I'm not evil. I'm just destructive.
HIM: Ohhhhhh, darling Stitch. That's what they aaallllll say.
Re: ...or I could increase the dosage. I'm flexible.
Date: 2002-08-07 07:31 am (UTC)Our local Disney store has the plush Stitches secreted throughout the ceiling props and models, so he's riding the Magic Carpet, helping electrocute Captain Hook, etc. It's really kind of frightening.
Wow. Cinematic correctness in theme!
Date: 2002-08-07 07:34 am (UTC)