grocery shopping

[phosfate]

"I got a couple of those turkey things since we both like them..."
"Nnh." (Mom is staring intently at the video display by the service counter) "What's this Lord of the Rings thing? Is that the movie?"
"Uh-huh. Came out yesterday."
"Is it something we can play?"
"Well yeah..."
"Is that a good price?"
"Yes, actually. Very."
"Do you want it?"
"Florfle?"
"I'll get it for you if you want it."
"Splorg?"
"You've got to pick one out because I don't know how to pick the right one."
"Maif! Nnnifle!"
"Well, I want to see the guy's head get cut off again."
"Furggh!"
"You're welcome."

She agrees that the only thing that could make the movie better for her would be the presence of Tommy Lee Jones.

Comments

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

She agrees that the only thing that could make the movie better for her would be the presence of Tommy Lee Jones.

Your mother is a woman of insight and taste.

(and who's to argue with her)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I have no doubt that she agrees with you.

[ahli.livejournal.com]

This is my favourite journal entry ever. You might be the funniest person on the whole entire planet:D

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm still freaked. I mean, this just does not happen in our world.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_redpanda_/]

I was at Toys 'R' Us the other day and they had a 3D standee of the LOTR poster. In a better world, they would have let me have it. :/

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

That is EXACTLY precisly what I just thought!!
You are the laugh-riot crazy loon of our li'l universe, with whom we are all madly infatuated...

And we all will be bundling on over to your house, earliest opportunity!
Oh, Mom, this is Borry, and Farry, and his wife Issy(cept well, we couldn't get a guy to play the part, so.. Well actually, it's a secret witch sisterhood kinda thing and.. and, uh) and...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

She would make you all coffee, and offer to scratch you behind your llama-ears while we watched the movie. (She misses the dog.)

[cageyklio.livejournal.com]

"You've got to pick one out because I don't know how to pick the right one."

*chortle*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

She lives on a strange, fluffy planet.

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Amazing. Husband brought home the DVD the other day, my reaction "glrk? GAHHH!!! no money but, Mrrrzzzt...fffflllk screw it, we're keeping it."

He says one of these days he's going to record all these alien words I spit out so that when the invaders come he'll have a fighting chance of being able to speak thier language.

and with that I give you a hardy pifflesquit!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I wish you farfnel!