How's it going? ::music starts up:: I've been doing some reading up, and apparently my duty as godparent is to make sure you receive adequate religious instruction. So I'll try...
::music swells::
Baby Liv you're my goddaughter So I'll tell you what you oughter Do and don't do with the gods With luck, we'll even out the odds And keep you safe from any Doom Now that you're out of Issy's womb
So.
Don't take Eru's name in vain Thank the Valar for the rain Never pee in Ulmo's pool Don't taunt Manwe, as a rule
Never make fun of a Maia 'Cause they'll smite you with their fire Never vandalize a temple Don't tell Melkor that he's simple
Give wossname - she cries - a hankie Don't bug Balrogs 'cause they're cranky And as for other deities You can't go wrong with 'thanks' and 'please'
Baby Liv you're my goddaughter I saw you pop out'yer Motter And I must confess, my pigeon I know dick about religion But if you're thankful and polite The gods will try to treat you right
::sits with Liv in rocking chair as music fads out::
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Date: 2002-08-13 06:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-08-13 06:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-08-13 07:00 pm (UTC)That's more precious than Ron answering his e-mails. You are a very surprising person even when you know somethings coming.
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Date: 2002-08-13 08:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
:resumes spending quality time with husband, sexmuffin and shemale:
this sounds like a great spot for a musical number
::snugs baby::
How's it going? ::music starts up:: I've been doing some reading up, and apparently my duty as godparent is to make sure you receive adequate religious instruction. So I'll try...
::music swells::
Baby Liv you're my goddaughter
So I'll tell you what you oughter
Do and don't do with the gods
With luck, we'll even out the odds
And keep you safe from any Doom
Now that you're out of Issy's womb
So.
Don't take Eru's name in vain
Thank the Valar for the rain
Never pee in Ulmo's pool
Don't taunt Manwe, as a rule
Never make fun of a Maia
'Cause they'll smite you with their fire
Never vandalize a temple
Don't tell Melkor that he's simple
Give wossname - she cries - a hankie
Don't bug Balrogs 'cause they're cranky
And as for other deities
You can't go wrong with 'thanks' and 'please'
Baby Liv you're my goddaughter
I saw you pop out'yer Motter
And I must confess, my pigeon
I know dick about religion
But if you're thankful and polite
The gods will try to treat you right
::sits with Liv in rocking chair as music fads out::
Re: this sounds like a great spot for a musical number
Will you write a song every time I drop the baby off for a visit? That would RULE.
:resumes shagging husband, sexmuffin and shemale:
Re: this sounds like a great spot for a musical number
Re: this sounds like a great spot for a musical number
YAY!
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