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[phosfate]

TO: _forsaken_one_

FROM: annlarimer, LarCorpCo.com Artist Representation

SUBJECT: Evil M Club 7 Lyrics

Suggested lyrics for possible evil extended club mix dance single. I'm envisioning something old-school Philly disco, with a more modern synth-pop beat added, rather like "Fly Robin Fly" if covered by the Pet Shop Boys.

Dance dance dance dance
Dance dance dance dance
Dance dance dance dance
Dance dance dance dance

Dance!

Dance!

Oh yeh dance dance dance dance
Dance dance dance dance
Dance dance dance dance
Dance dance dance dance

Dance!

Oh baby

Dance!

(repeat for 25 minutes)

Comments

[happy-ice.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA.
*dances*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

DANCE DAMN YOU DANCE!!!

[happy-ice.livejournal.com]

I'm dancin I'm dancin! *dances more*

[toff.livejournal.com]

*listens*

That just might be irritating and repetitive crazy enough to work!

*barks along with the beat*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Bark bark bark bark
Bark bark bark bark
Bark bark bark bark
Bark bark bark bark

Bark!

Yeh baby

Bark!

R O F <getting smelly!> L M A O !!!!!!

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

Bwaaa haa ha ha!!!

Bark Fever!!
Bark, Bitches, Bark!!!!

Whoooo Let thuh Dawgs Out!!!

Woof Woof Woof Woo-.... uuhh... nice doggie... meant nothing,Toff... uhhh, Annniiie, help!!!

Re: R O F <getting smelly!> L M A O !!!!!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. C'mere, Toff. Leave the big brave llama alone.

::picks up tiny doggy and pets it:: Ooo's a good puppy? You are!

Phew!!

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

Thaaaank you, noblest Ann. Was afraid I might trip on 'im!

:peeks over shoulder, touches noses gingerly with the wriggling pup:

Now, who *is* this... tootles around with a Baggins, doesn't it? Peony or somebody??
Feel any better after that ring you just coughed up "gave back", pup-ness?

Hey!! Stay **away** from my ear tassles!!

Re: Phew!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::personal space gets very very small and fills with dog- and llama-breath::

oO;;;

[duskdancer.livejournal.com]

*dancedancedance*

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

You can just hear Melkor's voice boom suddenly, rapper-style, over the grating endless refrain, Jack Nicholson-style:

"Ya ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" (OOC: from Batman)

"Dance, Mo-Fo's, dance! DANCE, I SAY!!!"

Then our band's cover of "Open Sesame!!" (frenetic, from "Sat Night Fever") assails all ears...
and dang, the whoooole room, in drunken anguish and futile jerky resistance, starts doing dervishes and disco-ducking... and *can't* stop til they fall from exhaustion....

good finale, eh what?? :blink?: Melkor, you like?? We can discuss my fees...

[forsaken-one.livejournal.com]

hmmmm.

you can have a 0.001% cut of the single sales.

all those who've fallen under the spell from the subliminal messages are mine

[smuu.livejournal.com]

*shrieks with laughter*

[merin.livejournal.com]

~blows kisses to Lady Ann, dances~

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::catches kisses, puts in pocket::

[forsaken-one.livejournal.com]

YES!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All it needs is some kind of pervy gyrating dance routine to go with it....

[that-other-ring.livejournal.com]

*gyrates*

[forsaken-one.livejournal.com]

you need to add a little more *thrust* when you come around for that second revolution.

[that-other-ring.livejournal.com]

hmmm... like, how's this?

*thrusts*

[forsaken-one.livejournal.com]

Yeah!
Work it, Baby, Work it!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[that-other-ring.livejournal.com]

*works it*

[that-other-ring.livejournal.com]

I like it!

*dances*

must supress urge to dance ... will not give in!

[moondog.livejournal.com]

It should end with "Dance dance dance dance ... okay! Stop dancing now!" ...Or else you're going to have a "situation" on your hands.