war! HUH! what is it good for?

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Making a ton of cash, actually. Am out with Beorn selling war bonds, commemorative limited edition patriotic medallions, plastic pennants to hang from your horse's bridle and display your patriotism, etc., etc. Which side? Which side ya want?

::places re-order for THESE AREN'T CHICKEN FEATHERS w/swan emblem t-shirts::