I'm thinking an early-80s Cannell series with Buzz Aldrin and Carl Sagan as a pair of two-fisted private eyes. The recurring villains could be L. Ron Hubbard, Kreskin, and Erich Von Daniken.
Sagan: Von Daniken! So you're behind this! VD: Yes, Herr Doktor Sagan. Now kindly step away from the valise or I will be forced to shoot you. Those moon rocks are the key to the resurrection of Mein Fuhrer. Aldrin (from behind VD): I don't think so, Von Daniken. (Aldrin hits VD with a softball bat; VD slumps unconscious to the floor.) Sagan: Buzz! I thought you were dead! Aldrin: No. Vondy's winged serpent-bots kept me a little busy in the sewers, is all. You okay, buddy? Sagan: I'm fine - now! Let's grab the valise and boogie before this whole place blows.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Date: 2002-09-11 08:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-09-11 08:23 am (UTC)Sagan: Von Daniken! So you're behind this!
VD: Yes, Herr Doktor Sagan. Now kindly step away from the valise or I will be forced to shoot you. Those moon rocks are the key to the resurrection of Mein Fuhrer.
Aldrin (from behind VD): I don't think so, Von Daniken. (Aldrin hits VD with a softball bat; VD slumps unconscious to the floor.)
Sagan: Buzz! I thought you were dead!
Aldrin: No. Vondy's winged serpent-bots kept me a little busy in the sewers, is all. You okay, buddy?
Sagan: I'm fine - now! Let's grab the valise and boogie before this whole place blows.
Buzz Aldrin, Sekrit Agent!