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[phosfate]

Charlotte posted from an internet cafe in Tokyo, on a stopover on her way to Australia (from Scotland).

I feel all motherly and freaked out, because SHE IS TOO LITTLE TO BE GOING ON AIRPLANES AND SHE WILL BE CAPTURED BY PIRATES AND SASQUATCHES.

I am also insanely jealous, because INTERNET CAFE IN TOKYO!!! Lucky bitch.

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[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

1 minute in Tokyo internet cafe = about ¥30000

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

She. Found. A. Free. One.

Is that not utterly hateful?

[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

*gapes in utter astonishment*

A free internet cafe in Tokyo?!?! And this wasn't a cover for white slavers or something?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You see why I worry???

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Even as we speak they're probably feedin her drugs 'n kidnapping her 'n selling her off to a brothel in Singapore. Well, at least in Singapore they have cyber cafes.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

But...are they free cyber cafes?

[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

At least you know there won't be any chewing gum in that brothel.

d'oh!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It took me -- what, two hours? -- to get that joke. I think I just inhaled my own sinuses.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Are they ever really free?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Are...we...ever...really...free, Mister Spock? Even in an...infinite...galaxy?

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Oh. Dear lord, she's channeling Shatner!

[amanda-now.livejournal.com]

Aw that sounds like fun ;_; hope your friend doesn't get kidnapped by pirtes though ^^

[thraeryn.livejournal.com]

Was it Scotland -> Oosoturaria, or the other way around? Either way, the PPI (Pirate Potential Index) would be pretty high, I think.

I hope she has some kind of spray or something.

(And a free internet cafe in Tokyo is the most disgusting thing I've heard about in a long time.)

[ex-mythril280.livejournal.com]

That damn lucky bitch.

I hate her so much.

She better send me a postcard.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

If she doesn't, we can kill her.

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[ex-mythril280.livejournal.com]

Good idea. We steal her water and shell dehydrate and die in the sun of Australia. Um. Right, it sounded good in my head, anyway.

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Postcard, Hell! Where's my PLANE TICKET? Wow! Who is this lucky person that gets to traipse all over the globe?

I hate her. :P

Ok. I don't hate her. I'm hatefully jealous.

Ok. So I'm not hateful. Just jealous.

:S

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

SHE WILL BE CAPTURED BY PIRATES AND SASQUATCHES.

In tandem, or consecutively?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, for the love of God, does it matter? FOCUS!!!

[ouchie.livejournal.com]

I read that too and my first thought was MY POOR BABY IS SO FAR AWAY AND ALL ALONE WITH HER WEIRD MOTHER AND PSYCHOTIC BROTHER GOING ALL THE WAY TO AUSTRALIA TO VISIT RELATIVES SHE HAS NEVER MET!

And FREE internet cafe in TOKYO???

Charlotte will be fine. Must remember to breathe.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

She'll have a fine time. Also Australia is filled with burly men and women who are perfectly capable of beating the holy living shit out of her brother, should the need arise.

_{(my baybeeee!)}

[homosuperior.livejournal.com]

*LOVES*

Woohoo! I am Emily's poor baby!

[ouchie.livejournal.com]

MY BABY how is Australia? Are the strange relatives nice?

[homosuperior.livejournal.com]

It was free. I was not kidnapped. I am alive and well after 36 sleepless hours. I am so honoured. A whole post and 21 comments all about mee! I wanted to buy you presents, but I coudln't find my money. I bought a pen. I will buy you stuff when I am in Osaka for 16 hours on the way back.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BUY ME STUFF, YOU LITTLE LUNATIC!!! Just have fun.

[homosuperior.livejournal.com]

Buying Ann stuff is fun! And no one can actually expect to spent 16 HOURS IN OSAKA without buying fun Japanesey stuff for Ann! I bought me a pen from that TV show I've never even seen. A lil moose with a top hat on. And I saw some freaky anime I couldn't understand a word of on the plane. There was superheroes with bread for heads in it. Yesterday I found some Sailormoon trading cards, which I've never seen in the UK. But my cousin wants me to give him one of my 'Moongirls' and I can keep the guy with the sword (Frodo! LOTR cards alos available for the first time)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::dies laughing:: That was Anpanman! He spreads happiness and world peace by...feeding his head to the hungry. I've never seen him in action, but I imagine that unsubtitled, sleep-deprived and jet-lagged would be about the best way.

::plans to sort out her duplicate LOTR cards for Charlotte::