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[phosfate]

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"Verily, we are well met again, Abraham Lincoln."

"Looks that way, Henry VIII. I hope yew enjoyed that drumstick, 'cuz it's yer last one."

"I do not fear you, Abraham Lincoln. Nor do...my six wives!"

::Henry's six wives appear, dressed as Elizabethan sentai ninjas, or something::

"Yew stinker, Henry VIII! I knew yew was a big ol' cheater. That's why I didn't come alone. GIT 'EM, MARY!"

::Mary Todd Lincoln appears, a huge, Hulk-like creature in a black mourning dress. She charges into Henry and the Six Wives, roaring. Lincoln brandishes his deadly coal shovel, while Henry produces an enormous platter of drumsticks and dainties, which he loads into his missile launcher.::

::carnage ensues::

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[mamahooch.livejournal.com]

*Henry goes down for the count; with the wives all defeated, a new ninja emerges from the shadows* "Nooooo! Faaaaatherrrrr!" *whips mask off to reveal Elizabeth I*

*dying* "I was never a good father to you..."

"Yet will I avenge thee, father. Have at you, you ponderous upstart heifer!"

*Mary Todd Lincoln is quickly dispatched and Elizabeth turns to Lincoln with a blood-soaked sword* "THIS time, it's personal..."

Oh, no! Will our heroic President be able to survive the wrath of the Virgin Queen? Stay tuned!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Lincoln: Now lissen, missy, I really don't want to hurt yew.

Bess: Foul villain! Join your espoused she-beast in the Hell that spawned her! *she lunges at him with her sword*

*Lincoln removes his stovepipe hat - which, as it happens, is made of actual stovepipe - and blocks her thrusts. We hear metallic clangs.*