this is the most tasteless thing i've read in ages.

[phosfate]

"A Very Special Ramsey Christmas." Absolutely not for the faint-hearted, and I ain't kidding. Viz:

JOHN walks into the kitchen holding the body of a little girl.
JOHN
Do I smell coffee?

http://www.bettybowers.com/ramseys.html

Comments

I just read it

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Oh. My.

::cringes::

You always sort of imagined something like this.

Re: I just read it

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

SPARKLE, DAMN YOU!

Re: I just read it

[ahli.livejournal.com]

I'M TRYING, AUNTIE ANN!@!!!

Re: I just read it

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

But Mommy, I don't want to sparkle.

[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

JOHN
OK, let's pretend I've just laid her on the kitchen floor.

PATSY
Wouldn't be the first time.

*dies of fucking hysterics*

Oh, this is priceless.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

SPARKLE!!!

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

I read it. And I didn't even cough up my granola bar. Truly, I am corrupt.