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Nov. 12th, 2002 09:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phosfateDear Amazon:
Please stop recommending me gay gothic novels, books about cat-owning Lesbian detectives, and anything with "For Dummies" in the title. Thank you.
Your pal,
Ann
Please stop recommending me gay gothic novels, books about cat-owning Lesbian detectives, and anything with "For Dummies" in the title. Thank you.
Your pal,
Ann
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Date: 2002-11-12 08:08 am (UTC)Thank you for contacting the Amazon Recommendation Services. We know you will be excited by this months dual offering, "The Vampire Feline Spy Chronicles" and "Gayness For Dummies". And to further titillate your bibliophile tendencies, buy a mere 59 copies of these quality books and shipping will sorta almost kinda be FREE!
Love, Amazon.
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Date: 2002-11-12 08:42 am (UTC)Amazon Logic
Date: 2002-11-12 09:00 am (UTC)Bats that go flap.
Bats that go flap do not mean -->baseball, so they can't recommend "A League of Their Own or The Dream Team"
Bats that go flap ...are often vampire bats! Aha! Vampires!
If this person likes Batman, s/he likes bats, and if s/he likes bats, s/he likes vampire bats, and if s/he likes vampire bats, s/he likes vampires, and Buffy is a vampire slayer!
Or, more simply:
They're both action-fantasy and both have comic books about them.
Re: Amazon Logic
Date: 2002-11-12 09:50 am (UTC)I understand that I might confuse them by looking at conservative Catholic books one week and Celtic Wiccan books the next. But Batman does not equal Buffy, no matter how much they try.
Re: Amazon Logic
Date: 2002-11-12 10:03 am (UTC)Sorry.
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Date: 2002-11-12 06:47 pm (UTC)Re:
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