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[phosfate]

Harry Potter tomorrow. Yesterday's attempt at obtaining advance tickets was called on account of weather, which led to the odd-ish string of errands today for movie tickets, antidepressants, and skim milk.

Yard animals have swollen to massive proportions. One of the squirrels, apparently pregnant, audibly grunts as she hauls herself up trees. There's a bunny as big as a basketball, and a blue jay that...I think it's one of those giant Belgian Draft Crows in a blue jay suit.

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Ahhhhh, spring.....wha?

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Hee. The bit about the squirrel. Hilarious!

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

I keep picturing the squirrel complaining about how her back hurts, her feet are swollen and how if Mr Squirrel touches her again he's gonna be short two less nuts this winter.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I postulated that the animals will soon grow large enough to take our homes, but the coup will fail when the squirrels hide their own remote controls and can no longer access cable television.

[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

*checks the label on Ann's prescription*