eat, humans! grow large with food!

[phosfate]

Denny took us all out for lunch today, which was quite lovely. I had a giant club sammich and onion rings. I love onion rings. I never eat them, though, for reasons that I will not describe in explicit detail but involve pores. I named the sandwhich Brian. I could only eat half of him, and took the rest home to Mom, who ate half of the remaining half for dinner (a meal which I respectfully declined). Those of you doing the math at home already know that this leaves a quarter-Brian left in the icebox. Watching. Waiting.

No Two Towers tickets yet. Creepily foggy out, and the theater straddles a creek bed. Love the Hobbitses, but do not really want to be rammed by SUV.