eat, humans! grow large with food!

[phosfate]

Denny took us all out for lunch today, which was quite lovely. I had a giant club sammich and onion rings. I love onion rings. I never eat them, though, for reasons that I will not describe in explicit detail but involve pores. I named the sandwhich Brian. I could only eat half of him, and took the rest home to Mom, who ate half of the remaining half for dinner (a meal which I respectfully declined). Those of you doing the math at home already know that this leaves a quarter-Brian left in the icebox. Watching. Waiting.

No Two Towers tickets yet. Creepily foggy out, and the theater straddles a creek bed. Love the Hobbitses, but do not really want to be rammed by SUV.

Comments

[ahli.livejournal.com]

Denny?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Denny my boss. Imagine Ned Flanders but with more hunting rifles.

[ahli.livejournal.com]

I do not know this Ned Flanders of whom you speak, but I do know you can fit 2 dozen santas and a superman in a coffee shop.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::nods:: And isn't that what the world really needs, Paul? Two dozen Santas and a Superman? We'd be okay if we just had two dozen Santas and a Superman.

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

How can you eat something you've named?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I didn't really name him until it was time for him to go into the take-out box. Also, he was delicious.

Re:

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

*Sniffs* It just seems so wrong... it's one thing to read about the consumption of a sandwich, but this was like reading the death of Brian!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He was dead before he ever got to me, believe me.

[ex-maledict.livejournal.com]

thereis a giant box of hugely expensive chocolates from sweden in the dining room i wanna eat them so badly but my family will know it is me oh GOd the torture.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Do the Swedes make good chocolate?

[ex-maledict.livejournal.com]

DON'T MAKE ME FIND OUT.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Forget I mentioned it. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[hakamiah.livejournal.com]

CARA JUST ATE A PASTRY!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::applauds::

What flavor? Blueberry or cherry, I hope. Nummy.

[hakamiah.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not filled with anguish at the thought of a raspberry one...! It was pretty good. A little stale, though. I give it a 7.5.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm vaguely allergic, and don't like the way the seeds squeak (if it has seeds), but still...perfectly acceptable.