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[phosfate]

Dear Christmas Spirit:

STOP LOOKING AT ME, GODDAMMIT!

Sincerely,

Ann

Comments

[superforeigner.livejournal.com]

Christmas Spirit: *starestarestare*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You FUCKER!!!

::wails on Christmas Spirit with a baseball bat::

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!

[superforeigner.livejournal.com]

Christmas Spirit: *jumps on Ann's head* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::rips you off head::

I GOT YOUR COOKIES RIGHT HERE, COCKSUCKER!

::starts throttling you::

[superforeigner.livejournal.com]

Christmas Spirit: *hops away*

[fordanglia.livejournal.com]

Wish *I* had a Christmas Spirit following me about; Give me something to do, anyway.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Help me kill it!!!

[lembas.livejournal.com]

Ohohoho, can I help you kill it?!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

HELP - ME - KILL - IT!!!

[lembas.livejournal.com]

*WHAPS CHRISTMAS UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A LARGE TROUT MORNING STAR*

[tengukun.livejournal.com]

~.~ Hearing you loud and clear. Though it's easier to escape its stares in the desert. I lurve AZ.

[agentjones.livejournal.com]

I started listening to Christmas music in October.

Actually, in the Matrix, we put our stockings up the day after Halloween.

We infect their minds with Christmas carols and make them walk around humming for three months.

This insures a healthy number of suicides by Feb 14.

Happy Holidays!

-- Agent Jones

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I still have the bat and a shovel, Mr Freaky Bulletcam.