I CALL FOUL!

[phosfate]

Just saw an ad for Cricket phones, in which all the world's land-line phones are carried off by massed armies of crickets. For...whatever.

Except they're grasshoppers.

Comments

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

Mr. Common Reader is terrified of all such long-legged jumping insects. Oh, how I suddenly wish we had a television.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Alas, as they are weighed down by the phones, they don't really jump.

May I suggest putting in A Bug's Life on continuous repeat and super-glueing the machine shut?

[homosuperior.livejournal.com]

You mean to say there's a difference?!?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::pats you::