I CALL FOUL!

[phosfate]

Just saw an ad for Cricket phones, in which all the world's land-line phones are carried off by massed armies of crickets. For...whatever.

Except they're grasshoppers.

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Alas, as they are weighed down by the phones, they don't really jump.

May I suggest putting in A Bug's Life on continuous repeat and super-glueing the machine shut?