friday five

[phosfate]

1. Do you wear any jewelry? What kind?
What the hell do you care?

2. How often do you wear it?
What? Do you want it broken down by piece, or some sort of statistical average? Or just an estimation of my jewelry-wearing time and non-jewelry-wearing time? Jesus, if you don't know what the fuck you want, how can I?

3. Do you have any piercings? If so, where?
Just the one your Mom paid for.

4. Do you have any tattoos? If so, where?
See #3.

5. What are your plans for the weekend?
Oh, fuck off.

Comments

[pollyannadesade.livejournal.com]

I love you for that. You rawk.

xxx

[goneril.livejournal.com]

I know I don't comment very often, but you do make me laugh. That's brilliant.

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

You rule.

Of course, now I can't even consider answering that Friday Five, because you've done it so perfectly that there's no point. ;)