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phosfateLOTR movie quiz, stolen from everybody.
You, Legolas, alone in one room. What do you do?
Unbearably long game of Risk.
You, Arwen, alone in one room. What do you do?
See above.
We sadly lost 3 when he fell into....ummm...ok, we just lost him.
Oopsie.
What gift would you ask of the Elves?
Dude, you don’t ask for gifts. That’s totally rude.
What race would you most like to be?
Race Bannon.
Honestly...would you keep it secret, and safe?
Oh, honey, You have no idea. I’m a clam.
If you would keep it secret and safe, would you be the Ring-bearer, or would you swear to protect the Ring-bearer?
I want to be the guy who makes vaguely encouraging remarks but stays in Imladris packing his bags.
Ok, you are the Ring-bearer, who makes up the Fellowship with you (of your friends) and if they're enough like a character, say who they'd be:
I’m not touching this question. My friends would totally beat the shit out of me.
Ok, you're not the Ring-bearer (but you are in the Fellowship like above), who of your friends would be the Ring-bearer?
Make Susan do it.
Are you evil? Evil enough to become a tool of Sauron?
Sauron can fucking bow before me.
If you had to be one of the nasty/evil creatures (i.e. the Balrog, the Cave Troll, an orc, Ring Wraith, etc) what one would you be, and why?
The winged thing the Nazgul rides. ‘Cause…flying.
If you didn't know the Ring was The One Ring, but you knew it made you disappear and such, what would you do with it?
Free movies!!!
Pippin and Merry - are they really okay guys, or just big nuisances?
There’s no reason they can’t be both.
Who kicks the most ass: Gandalf, Legolas, Strider, or Gimli?
Gandalf killed a Balrog single-handed. We have a winner!
Would you rather be an Archer, Wizard, or Ranger?
Archer. Looks cooler, prettier, less walking.
Who's your favorite character?
Gollum, Elrond, Gandalf.
Apparently, question seventeen was killed needlessly at Helm's Deep.
Question 17 was a ten-year-old boy?
If, for some odd reason, Aragorn and Legolas were to get in a fight, who do you think would win (and why)?
I think they’d both start giggling helplessly halfway through, and go get a beer.
Do you think the race of men is weak?
This we get from a guy whose great-grandparents slaughtered each other over jewelry.
Does it make you sad to know the Elves are leaving these shores?
Yes, but who am I to hold the Elves back?
React to this: Frodo lives!
NERD!
If you've read the book and seen the movie, did you like both, or do you think one was better than the other?
They’re both cool.
Do you think the movie was an insult to Tolkien's genius?
After years of Rankin/Bakshi? Are you mad?
Any problem with the cast?
That fucker Orlando Bloom keeps calling up and asking if my refrigerator’s running.
Actingwise?
One of Sam’s brothers!
Honestly...do you think Liv Tyler did a good job as Arwen, or are you glad she's in the movie just because she's hot?
She’s fabulous in every way.
What do you think of the choice to cut Tom Bombadil?
How on earth could you do Tom Bombadil onscreen and not incite audience giggling?
Was the Balrog all you had hoped for?
I'm disappointed that he didn't sing, but I’m cool with him.
Any other changes from the book to the movie that irritate you?
The Ent plot in The Two Towers is paced weird.
How about that special-edition DVD, pretty cool, or no?
Shut up.
Lastly, what was your favorite bit of the movie?
Eheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee…
You, Legolas, alone in one room. What do you do?
Unbearably long game of Risk.
You, Arwen, alone in one room. What do you do?
See above.
We sadly lost 3 when he fell into....ummm...ok, we just lost him.
Oopsie.
What gift would you ask of the Elves?
Dude, you don’t ask for gifts. That’s totally rude.
What race would you most like to be?
Race Bannon.
Honestly...would you keep it secret, and safe?
Oh, honey, You have no idea. I’m a clam.
If you would keep it secret and safe, would you be the Ring-bearer, or would you swear to protect the Ring-bearer?
I want to be the guy who makes vaguely encouraging remarks but stays in Imladris packing his bags.
Ok, you are the Ring-bearer, who makes up the Fellowship with you (of your friends) and if they're enough like a character, say who they'd be:
I’m not touching this question. My friends would totally beat the shit out of me.
Ok, you're not the Ring-bearer (but you are in the Fellowship like above), who of your friends would be the Ring-bearer?
Make Susan do it.
Are you evil? Evil enough to become a tool of Sauron?
Sauron can fucking bow before me.
If you had to be one of the nasty/evil creatures (i.e. the Balrog, the Cave Troll, an orc, Ring Wraith, etc) what one would you be, and why?
The winged thing the Nazgul rides. ‘Cause…flying.
If you didn't know the Ring was The One Ring, but you knew it made you disappear and such, what would you do with it?
Free movies!!!
Pippin and Merry - are they really okay guys, or just big nuisances?
There’s no reason they can’t be both.
Who kicks the most ass: Gandalf, Legolas, Strider, or Gimli?
Gandalf killed a Balrog single-handed. We have a winner!
Would you rather be an Archer, Wizard, or Ranger?
Archer. Looks cooler, prettier, less walking.
Who's your favorite character?
Gollum, Elrond, Gandalf.
Apparently, question seventeen was killed needlessly at Helm's Deep.
Question 17 was a ten-year-old boy?
If, for some odd reason, Aragorn and Legolas were to get in a fight, who do you think would win (and why)?
I think they’d both start giggling helplessly halfway through, and go get a beer.
Do you think the race of men is weak?
This we get from a guy whose great-grandparents slaughtered each other over jewelry.
Does it make you sad to know the Elves are leaving these shores?
Yes, but who am I to hold the Elves back?
React to this: Frodo lives!
NERD!
If you've read the book and seen the movie, did you like both, or do you think one was better than the other?
They’re both cool.
Do you think the movie was an insult to Tolkien's genius?
After years of Rankin/Bakshi? Are you mad?
Any problem with the cast?
That fucker Orlando Bloom keeps calling up and asking if my refrigerator’s running.
Actingwise?
One of Sam’s brothers!
Honestly...do you think Liv Tyler did a good job as Arwen, or are you glad she's in the movie just because she's hot?
She’s fabulous in every way.
What do you think of the choice to cut Tom Bombadil?
How on earth could you do Tom Bombadil onscreen and not incite audience giggling?
Was the Balrog all you had hoped for?
I'm disappointed that he didn't sing, but I’m cool with him.
Any other changes from the book to the movie that irritate you?
The Ent plot in The Two Towers is paced weird.
How about that special-edition DVD, pretty cool, or no?
Shut up.
Lastly, what was your favorite bit of the movie?
Eheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee…
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Date: 2003-01-07 02:02 pm (UTC)I'm disappointed that he didn't sing, but I’m cool with him.
I vote he's a Bobby Darin fan.
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Oh, and...
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It was just too weird and cool to pass up. I thought of you immediately.
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This we get from a guy whose great-grandparents slaughtered each other over jewelry.
You see; this is why Ann is such a popular theme at metaquotes - she positively steals the show.
I have *got* to quote that... The Q&A, not my comment...
Borrowborrow.