turn on the fricken heat!!!

[phosfate]

I have to rest my feet on the feet of my chair because the floor is so cold that it hurts them. My feet, hands, and the tip of my nose are all about to turn black and drop off. This must be how Michael Jackson feels all the time.

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[terminal-frost.livejournal.com]

*sends Ann a pair of Magic Bags to keep her feet warm*

Pop these suckers into the microwave, and then put your feet on 'em; you'll be just fine.

Even if those things are technically for bad backs and strained necks...

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Requisition a space heater and footrest? They might not approve it, but they might get the hint. Also, footrests are ergonomic, y'know. They...improve your circulation, or somesuch. Also, they keep your hips at a less stressful angle. *nods*

So who knows, you might even get one! Chair feet are notoriously bad for circulation and all.

[amanda-now.livejournal.com]

That's probably why he's moving down here to south florida. Imagine running into Michael Jackson at the grocery store. Ew.

I heard his plstic nose shaper thing is start to come through the skin because the skin has been worked on so many times. Ew x 2.

[ex-mythril280.livejournal.com]

This must be how Michael Jackson feels all the time.

Or how a Scottish person feels all the time...

[eviltypo.livejournal.com]

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN AXL ROSE? yikes.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Who?