dear diary: omg 2nite i watched tv!!!

[phosfate]

Crossing Jordan is not much about the reality.

It has only taken me 15 years to get that the Zik-Zak Corporation's "Know Future" slogan is both a pun and a Sex Pistols reference. Sadly, that is not my all-time record for taking time to get a joke.

Comments

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

I was nineteen years old before I understood that porn was meant to be held up with one hand, so to speak. Previously I thought people just enjoyed looking at the pictures, aesthetically.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm...not quite sure what to say to that. So I'll just give you a cookie and move along.

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

I was trying to make you feel better? About not getting the joke? Hey, I got a cookie!