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phosfatePlease, please ask yourself these 20 questions:
1. Do you lose time from classes or work due to watching Law and Order?
2. Do you watch Law and Order because you are uncomfortable in social situations?
3. Do you watch Law and Order to build up your self confidence?
4. Is watching Law and Order affecting your relationships with friends?
5. Do you watch Law and Order alone?
6. Do you watch Law and Order to escape from studies, work, or home worries?
7. Do you feel guilty or depressed after watching Law and Order? (Note: feeling guilty, depressed, or even suicidal after watching Law and Order: Special Victims Unit is perfectly normal and does not count towards your score.)
8. Does it bother you if someone says that maybe you watch too much Law and Order?
9. Have you turned down a Friday night out in order to watch Law and Order: Special Victims Unit?
10. Do you get along better with other people when you watch Law and Order?
11. Do you get into financial troubles over buying Law and Order-related DVDs, or blank video tapes to record Law and Order?
12. Do you feel more important when you watch Law and Order?
13. Have you lost friends since you started watching Law and Order?
14. Do you watch Law and Order more than most of your friends?
15. Have you started hanging around with a crowd that watches Law and Order more than your old friends?
16. Have you watched Law and Order until you just couldn't watch Law and Order any more?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory from watching Law and Order?
18. Have you ever been to a hospital or been arrested due to Law and Order-influenced behavior?
19. Do you tune out any studies or lectures about watching Law and Order?
20. Do you think you have a problem with watching Law and Order?
Answering 'yes' to any of these questions may indicate that you have a problem with Law and Order, and need help.
1. Do you lose time from classes or work due to watching Law and Order?
2. Do you watch Law and Order because you are uncomfortable in social situations?
3. Do you watch Law and Order to build up your self confidence?
4. Is watching Law and Order affecting your relationships with friends?
5. Do you watch Law and Order alone?
6. Do you watch Law and Order to escape from studies, work, or home worries?
7. Do you feel guilty or depressed after watching Law and Order? (Note: feeling guilty, depressed, or even suicidal after watching Law and Order: Special Victims Unit is perfectly normal and does not count towards your score.)
8. Does it bother you if someone says that maybe you watch too much Law and Order?
9. Have you turned down a Friday night out in order to watch Law and Order: Special Victims Unit?
10. Do you get along better with other people when you watch Law and Order?
11. Do you get into financial troubles over buying Law and Order-related DVDs, or blank video tapes to record Law and Order?
12. Do you feel more important when you watch Law and Order?
13. Have you lost friends since you started watching Law and Order?
14. Do you watch Law and Order more than most of your friends?
15. Have you started hanging around with a crowd that watches Law and Order more than your old friends?
16. Have you watched Law and Order until you just couldn't watch Law and Order any more?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory from watching Law and Order?
18. Have you ever been to a hospital or been arrested due to Law and Order-influenced behavior?
19. Do you tune out any studies or lectures about watching Law and Order?
20. Do you think you have a problem with watching Law and Order?
Answering 'yes' to any of these questions may indicate that you have a problem with Law and Order, and need help.
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Missed a question --
Date: 2003-03-19 12:01 pm (UTC)Re: Missed a question --
...adam...
Re: Missed a question --
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Date: 2003-03-19 12:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-19 01:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-19 02:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-20 03:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-21 06:57 am (UTC)::whispers:: Don't ask for coffee. Just...don't.
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Date: 2003-03-21 12:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-19 02:30 pm (UTC)Quick! What's the number for L&OA?
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I however, did live with someone who *was* a regular L&O viewer.
Does that make me tainted still?
And has anyone else noted that the initals L&O could stand for "Low and Oral"? I am weird tonight...
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Date: 2003-03-19 02:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-19 04:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-19 04:29 pm (UTC)"DIE HERETIC!!!!"
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Date: 2003-03-20 07:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-20 07:15 am (UTC)*launches stunning counteroffensive with the Shining Smile of Benjamin Bratt*
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Date: 2003-03-20 08:27 am (UTC)::retaliates with tidal wave of shrapnel of the Indestructable Stubble of Vincent D'Onofrio::
Owie!
Date: 2003-03-20 02:28 pm (UTC)*runs off to pry Fred Thompson away from the pro-war rally*
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Date: 2003-03-20 02:43 pm (UTC)::deploys smothering fuzzy blanket of Sam Waterston's liberal humanism::
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Date: 2003-03-19 04:39 pm (UTC)22. Do you get all thrilled when the forces of digital cable align correctly enough to let you watch Pete and Pete first, then follow it up with the episode where Big Pete is the killer?
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Date: 2003-03-20 12:58 am (UTC)Dude, I think that'd make my head explode.
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Date: 2003-03-25 05:06 am (UTC)Yeah, there's an episode where Big Pete's the killer. Whoops, just spoiled it for you. Anyway, it's the episode called "Thrill." Delivery boy is killed at random by Big Pete and one of his friends. It's from the Ben Bratt era, forget who the ADA is on it.
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Date: 2003-03-19 04:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-20 07:03 am (UTC)Mmmmm...throaty!
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Date: 2003-03-21 02:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Cannot resist. I am so weak.
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