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Dear People in My Workplace:

Please stop asking each other, "How's the war goin'?" in that loud, smart-assed tone. It stopped being even mildly cute around 9:30 a.m. Fuckers.

Your pal,

Ann

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[finabair.livejournal.com]

One particularly nice thing about my workplace is that they're not doing that. At least, they're not doing that where *I* can hear them, and as far as I'm concerned that's all that matters.

Mind, they *do* keep asking me in tones that suggest they expect me to blow up at them how the WORK is coming. But then, I can't really fault them for that, they have a right to know. And honestly, I'm getting enough cooperation right now that I don't find it terribly annoying anymore.

Dear Ann,

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Remember, you have the advantage.

You're the creative one.

Use your talent to remind them of your superiority!

Make little SCUD missiles out of empty toilet paper containers and fire one with a rubber band at the offending smartass every time they ask.

Your friend,

Indigo

Re: Dear Ann,

[finabair.livejournal.com]

They don't let us keep the empty toilet paper rolls 'round here. LOTSA paper, though. You wouldn't happen to have any SCUD-origami instructions handy, would you?

Re: Dear Ann,

[resmiranda.livejournal.com]

I think she should pour oil on their desks and set them on fire, but that's just me.

[emilyx.livejournal.com]

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