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[phosfate]

Out at lunchtime, found myself behind the Redneck Black Pick-Up Truck. Truck:

-Is black (duh)
-Has foot-tall American flag sticker on its rear hatch.
-Has two American flag stickers on its bumper.
-Has plastic American flag on pole on roof.
-Has (this is the best bit) yet another bumper sticker that says 'TERRORISM' with a slash drawn through it. Apparently so that the driver will not be mistaken for a member of the vast worldwide pro-terrorism demographic.

I just know the owner has a 'THESE COLORS DON'T RUN' t-shirt in his closet.

Comments

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Boy, you just always have to be first on the bandwagon, don'tcha?

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

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