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[phosfate]

Last night I dreamed I had two extra breasts.

This was nowhere near as fun as it sounds.

Comments

[cybertardis.livejournal.com]

Last night I dreamed that you and I were chasing Prudence, one of our monkeys, through a creepy old man's house, only Prudence was a monkey dog and not a full monkey. And the man wouldn't let us leave and his house was very convoluted. You let me drive the jeep, though, so that was cool.

--sah

[tacohime.livejournal.com]

You should join LJ community andrea_boobs.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::visits::

What the shit is that?

[cybertardis.livejournal.com]

I believe those are what are referred to in some circle as mammary glands.

--sah

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[tacohime.livejournal.com]

They're Andrea's boobs, of course! They represent the radical shift in paradigm wanted by this administration.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Can you drive at all?

[cybertardis.livejournal.com]

As a matter of fact, yes. I just don't like to. And there's a small matter of not having a driver's license.

--sah

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay. You may drive the Jeep, then.

Good dreams and bad dreams

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

Good dreams are about visiting with Vali and Mary and receiving photos from them in the mail.

Bad dreams are about helping Wayne Brady move dismembered dead bodies in wet burlap bags. *shudder*

Re: Good dreams and bad dreams

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--*choke*

Er, I mean, gosh, I hate the Wayne Brady dream!

Re: Good dreams and bad dreams

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

But Wayne Brady is such a *happy* person, and the icky dream haunted me all day! *sniffles*

[ymfaery]

...

Where were the extra boobs?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

>_<

They were...sort of nested under the regular pair, like stacked spoons, so that the whole shebang could fit into regular undergarments with relatively little obvious irregularity, but on their own were just plain alarming.

I remember thinking, "Shit. I should really see a doctor about this."

[ymfaery]

At least they weren't in awkward places. Like your back, or something.

"I *knew* you should have stayed away from that pesto last night!"

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Pesto. Ew.

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Then you could be be AnnLarimer Galumbits, the quadruple breasted whore of Eroticon 6. At least you could make some extra money that way. ;-)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The best bang since the Big One!

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[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! Even I would pay for that! ;-)

[ahli.livejournal.com]

Was it kind of like this?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

No. No, it wasn't.

[ahli.livejournal.com]

I am sorry.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::nods brokenly::

*snifl*

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! RATWOMAN!

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

and no one has posted this on metaquotes why???
Can we Ann!?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You do not need my permission to quote an unlock-ed post, cher.

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[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

thank you...but I ask anyway, just to be polite :)
Thanks!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

^_^ Awwww.

::gives you Pocky::

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[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

mmmmm......::monches pocky, LOVES pocky, loves ANN!::

[bratbitch.livejournal.com]

When I read that I got the mental image of Apu from the simpsons with all the baby bottles strapped to his stomach.

But not a cartoon.

So very wrong.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_rabia_/]

I don't know if you're into Red Dwarf or not, but if you are I think you'll know what that reminded me of.

If you're not, you can just put me down as a raving loony ^_^;