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V. strange dream. I was in a discount store, like a Wal-Mart or Shopko only smaller. In among the usual stuff they had a glass case with a live ostrich in it. I was very irate because the case was entirely too small for the poor thing, and it barely had room to turn around.

Went to look for someone to complain to, and one of the aisles was blocked by a clerk who was showing off a giant pangolin on a leash. I mean, this thing was a good six feet high, and they were trotting it around for the kids to annoy. It looked completely miserable.

I'm pretty sure there aren't giant pangolins, but that's beside the point.