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[phosfate]

I have just studied many photographs, news reports, and other documents attesting to the existence of pangolins. I am afraid, however, that they are simply too fantastic, and I must conclude that there is in fact no such beast. They are unreal, like elephants and those bugs that look like sticks with eyes.

Thank you for your attention.

Comments

[swussian.livejournal.com]

What is a pangolin?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Here:

http://images.google.com/images?q=pangolin&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en

But DON'T BE FOOLED!

[ahli.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stick insects!

*hides*

[finabair.livejournal.com]

No, seriously, I believe in them!!! They're in the dictionary. It says they are "scaly anteaters". And they're really cuuute.

I've seen walking sticks, too, so I know they're real. We used to have them in our backyard when I was very small, although they went away when lots more houses got built in the area. I was always kinda ticked at those mean other people making the walking sticks go away.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

ELEPHANTS ARE IN THERE TOO AND THEY'RE NOT REAL GODDAMMIT!