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[phosfate]

Last night I saw a thin-haired fella in aviators driving one of those new-model Humvees, all shiny black with chrome dagmars.

Never in my life have I seen a vehicle that so clearly proclaimed, "I am hung like a snap bean."

Comments

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

The bigger the vehicle, the smaller the dick.

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Mmm hmm. Ain't that the truth.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Addendum: With fancy sports cars, the opposite is true. :)

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

An excellent point. Perhaps we should restate this:

The more expensive the car, the smaller the dick.

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

I think that sums it up nicely.

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

My only problem with that statement is that I've seen some pretty big snap beans before...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

No, it means Humvees are for fucktards.