drabnet (fic post)
Jul. 7th, 2003 09:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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cageyklio. And then she tried to kill me with that...thing. *cries*
(Cage, I changed the last paragraph. Deal. No, I didn't change it to anything like that.)
Frank’s new partner is king of deadpan. Amazing range. Frank’s favorite so far is #12a: I’m fucking with you and it’s the funnest thing ever.
Frank’s developing his own version.
“Sanjay says you’re an alien,” Frank says.
“He does?” says Joe.
“That’s total crap. With the Astro Boy hair? You’re obviously a robot.”
“I prefer ‘android.’” 12a duel is go!
“Now me,” Frank indicates his own hair, his eyes, “You see these?”
“Bionic?”
“Gene splicing. Squirrel.”
Joe considers this. “No tail?”
“Docked.”
Joe nods. “That explains the falling over a lot.”
Defeat. Joe’s 12a is superior. Frank busts up laughing.
cageyklio. And then she tried to kill me with that...thing. *cries*(Cage, I changed the last paragraph. Deal. No, I didn't change it to anything like that.)
Frank’s new partner is king of deadpan. Amazing range. Frank’s favorite so far is #12a: I’m fucking with you and it’s the funnest thing ever.
Frank’s developing his own version.
“Sanjay says you’re an alien,” Frank says.
“He does?” says Joe.
“That’s total crap. With the Astro Boy hair? You’re obviously a robot.”
“I prefer ‘android.’” 12a duel is go!
“Now me,” Frank indicates his own hair, his eyes, “You see these?”
“Bionic?”
“Gene splicing. Squirrel.”
Joe considers this. “No tail?”
“Docked.”
Joe nods. “That explains the falling over a lot.”
Defeat. Joe’s 12a is superior. Frank busts up laughing.
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Date: 2003-07-08 01:19 am (UTC)Awww! Cops in luv!
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Date: 2003-07-08 08:53 am (UTC)Thank God I'm sticking with water, this morning.