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Dear Mom,

Two words for you: Hearing aid.

Hearing aid.

HEARING! AAAAAAAAIIIII
oh fuck it.

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Date: 2003-08-04 06:52 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (serenity!)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
I SAID I'VE GOT A BAD ITCH!!!

::beats you with Mom's cane::

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Date: 2003-08-04 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tacohime.livejournal.com
My father is ridiculously deaf: earlier, I was telling him that I had a canker on my tongue which he heard as me having a coffee cup. He won't get a hearing aid, despite our family's continued pleas that he take the goddamn money from savings if he has to, but to just stop being so goddamn deaf.

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Date: 2003-08-05 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strawberrythief.livejournal.com
Dude, I feel your pain. I had to clip my mom's toenails the other day. She cussed at me the whole time.

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Date: 2003-08-05 10:41 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (elle)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Dear Maura's Mom:

Don't cuss at Maura while she's clipping your toenails.

Also? Ew.

Respectfully,

Ann

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Date: 2003-08-05 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veuki.livejournal.com
May I friend you, Ms. Larimer?

*squeaks*

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Date: 2003-08-05 06:46 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Oh, I supPOSE! ::put-upon eyeroll::

Dude, you want coffee? I just made it.

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Date: 2003-08-05 09:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veuki.livejournal.com
You just offered me coffee. You have my undying love forever. ;)

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Date: 2003-08-05 10:40 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (elle)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Groovy.

::gives you US PUBLIC HEALTH SERVICE mug with steam rising::

H.A.

Date: 2003-08-05 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danakate.livejournal.com
My Dad has them and they work wonderfully.

When he wears them.

He usually has them out when he's not at work which always prompts us to make him up them back in or we get kind of homicidal. Thankfully, I don't live at home anymore. *selfish*

*hugs*

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