moby update

[phosfate]

Third Mate Steve's actual name is...aw hell. Patch? Pouch? Plank? Thatch? _{DAMMIT IT WAS JUST HERE IN MY HEAD!}

FLASK!

I think.

Anyway, Ahab, Starbuck, Stubb, and PouFLASK have dinner. Flask, by virtue of some weird combination of pecking order and thrift - both of his own invention - never gets any butter.

Comments

[sagralisse.livejournal.com]

Are you sure he's not just saving the butter for extracurricular activities?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He is, and I'm quoting, a butterless man.

[sagralisse.livejournal.com]

To the last I scrape at thee! From Hell's heart I stab at thee with mine own butter knife! For hate's sake I fling my last bit of Country Crock at thee! Thus, I give up the spread.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[sagralisse.livejournal.com]

::pats you::

I'm sorry, it was just a parody. I won't scrape at you, promise.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*snfl*

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Erlenmeyer?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

That's probably his first name, yes.

::smacks you::

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Ooh, hey, I can see better now. Thanks!!!