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Oct. 16th, 2003 01:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phosfateTook yesterday afternoon off. Mom and I went to the nursery (the plant kind) because she needed somewhere to throw a fit about her fir trees. A small green parrot tried to kill me, repeatedly beating her beak on the plexiglass in a manner disturbingly reminiscent of Laura Palmer's dad. The nursery lady said the bird just wanted some attention, but I know better.
I found a book on how to defend myself against zombie attacks, so none of you had better try anything.
I found a book on how to defend myself against zombie attacks, so none of you had better try anything.
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Date: 2003-10-16 12:00 pm (UTC)...well drat.
*lurches and shuffles away*
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Date: 2003-10-16 12:04 pm (UTC)::plans sneak attack while you're sleeping::
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Date: 2003-10-17 07:01 am (UTC)Mmmm, brains....
Date: 2003-10-16 12:28 pm (UTC)--sah
Re: Mmmm, brains....
Date: 2003-10-17 07:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-10-16 12:43 pm (UTC)here ya go.
Date: 2003-10-17 07:03 am (UTC)THANKS!
Date: 2003-10-17 11:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-10-16 01:23 pm (UTC)Damn. Foiled again. Must think of a new plot.
::grumbles::
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Date: 2003-10-16 01:57 pm (UTC)Damn. And when I got out from behind this plexiglass, I was going to be a real problem for you, too.
Leland the Zombie Parrot
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Date: 2003-10-17 07:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-10-16 06:34 pm (UTC)SUPER ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH
(insert an evil super zombie laugh at this point and some sort of menacing look)
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Date: 2003-10-17 07:04 am (UTC)::runs like fuck::
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Date: 2003-10-17 11:26 am (UTC)