don't i have people to handle this sort of thing?!?

[phosfate]

Had to leave work for two hours to handle a crisis involving mother, my stockbroker*, and a man with a chainsaw. No problem!


*Yeah, it's news to me, too. His name is Todd. He's 14.

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

how can you have a secret 14-yo stockbroker?

i mean, i can think of a few ways, but it sounds like truth could be funnier stranger than fiction.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Through the miracle of hyperbole!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

oh.

so which part is exaggerated?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He only looks 14 because I! Am! Old! Also, I've known him for a week and a half.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

BOTH parts!

you're too sneaky for your own good.

Chainsaw?

[snacky]

You have a veddy veddy interesting life, Ann.