You seem to forget, we make Christmas decorations. We don't even know what type of creatures live at the North Pole. How could you ever expect us to know what a Puffin is, or the people that use our products?
Oh sure, make your OWN decorations.. put us out of work so we're starving to death!
*Sniff* this is the only thing we can do! Clearly we're not bright enough to do other, harder jobs, like those that involving asking if someone wants fries!
So, continue this trend.. ruin our lives... go ahead. We'll just... starve to death. Surrounded by pengins!
Dear Ann, We're not Christmas decorations. We're lifelike penguin toys made by the elves for the purpose of world domination. We will be unleashing our unspeakable evil on the unsuspecting masses this holiday season, and they will never suspect anything with our cute penguin exterior. Muahahahaah. You have been warned.
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Your reply...
Date: 2003-12-05 02:13 pm (UTC)We don't care.
Besides, we rarely run across anyone who's sharper than a bowling ball, who even knows such things. Pengins are cuuuute and that's all that matters.
C'mon, we have to make a living at this... and how many variations on snow and ice can you have?
Sincerely
Christmas Decoration Manufacturers
Re: Your reply...
Date: 2003-12-05 02:21 pm (UTC)What, you never heard of puffins? They have more colors and live in the right hemisphere. (I think.)
Your pal,
Ann
Re: Your reply...
Date: 2003-12-05 02:26 pm (UTC)You seem to forget, we make Christmas decorations. We don't even know what type of creatures live at the North Pole. How could you ever expect us to know what a Puffin is, or the people that use our products?
Sincerely
Christmas decoration makers.
Re: Your reply...
Date: 2003-12-05 02:31 pm (UTC)Yeah, whatever. I make my own decorations anyway.
--Ann
Re: Your reply...
Date: 2003-12-05 02:42 pm (UTC)Oh sure, make your OWN decorations.. put us out of work so we're starving to death!
*Sniff* this is the only thing we can do! Clearly we're not bright enough to do other, harder jobs, like those that involving asking if someone wants fries!
So, continue this trend.. ruin our lives... go ahead. We'll just... starve to death. Surrounded by pengins!
Sincerely,
Christmas decorations makers.
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Date: 2003-12-05 02:18 pm (UTC)I'm watching Desperado and imagining that I'm having sex with Salma Hayek!
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Date: 2003-12-05 02:55 pm (UTC)But yeah, Salma'll do.
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Date: 2003-12-05 02:35 pm (UTC)Red-nose reindeers don't live at the North Pole either. As a matter of fact, they don't exist AT ALL.
Sincerely yours,
Tanja (<--- Tanja lives in Sweden so she should know, because Sweden is a country where polar bears walk the streets. Oh yeah.)
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Date: 2003-12-05 04:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-12-06 08:42 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-12-05 11:37 pm (UTC)We're not Christmas decorations. We're lifelike penguin toys made by the elves for the purpose of world domination. We will be unleashing our unspeakable evil on the unsuspecting masses this holiday season, and they will never suspect anything with our cute penguin exterior. Muahahahaah. You have been warned.
Sincerely,
The Penguins
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Date: 2003-12-07 12:04 pm (UTC)The penguins moved to the North Pole after the polar bears emigrated to the South Pole and made property prices in the Antarctic drop so dramatically.