important public announcement

[phosfate]

And HERE COMES THE MASSIVE UTERINE PAIN!




_{Maybe that's where Spalding Grey is hiding.}

Comments

[heman.livejournal.com]

Hi! He-Man here, Spalding Gray not here.
I bet you're on to something! This must be one of those back to the womb things!!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Hi Mr Man!

I, um, checked. I'm pretty sure he's not in there. If he is, he's unusually quiet. I couldn't hear a single anecdote, and with the tile and all, the acoustics were pretty good.

[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

*makes you tea with whiskey*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

O_O

^_^




x_x

[snacky]

::pats::

I don't even wanna think about how he got in there.

[smuu.livejournal.com]

Apparently that kind of pain and childbirth pain is very similar.... which is why I'm NEVER HAVING KIDS.

My mother doesn't believe me. Then again, I don't think she's had any sort of internal pain that's not childbirth pain. The wench.

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

It is similar. Except incredibly worse, keeps you awake, and then your bottom half rips open.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm told childbirth is like a much more painful massive coronary. With mess.

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

Haven't had a coronary so cannot say. Mess, though, oh yes mess,

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

So it's all *your* fault I'm in girlie hell a week earlier than planned. Bitch.

And I do hope they find Spaulding Grey somewhere soon.

[gossamerrain]

You know what I find to be helpful in that kind of situation? Mass slaughter of small, stupid creatures, especially grade-school children.

but maybe that's just me. ^^

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

*addresses annlarimer's uterus politely*

No, no, no. Your line is "Star gentle uterus." Gentle uterus. Not unspeakable, hideous, beastly uterus. Geennnnttllllle.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Indi, Indi, hon, you...you don't want your face too close to that.

I'm just sayin'.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

*waves from way over here*

Naw, s'all good. I'm transmitting on the uterine frequency that only uteri can hear [and usually ignore].

'Course this means the cats are angry because it's one point off from the same frequency the Catellite uses.

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's where Spalding Gray is hiding

See, this just gives me this image of a doctor standing over an ultrasound machine, holding a stethescope up to a distended belly, and getting this big long monologue where a fetal heartbeat should be.

Hey, ask Mara to tell you all about her boyfriend's Spalding Gray anecdote.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Times like this I wish I could throw my voice.

[ramalama.livejournal.com]

I'm a girl, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.

I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl
I float as the clouds on air do
I enjoy being a girl!

*loads gun*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Jesus.