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Dear eBay Sellers:

An item is not "rare" if:

1. There are three of it on the same page.

2. If you made it with your laser printer and an iron.

Your pal,

Ann

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Date: 2004-02-02 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pentimento.livejournal.com
There has got to be some kind of dumbassed sales manual somewhere telling them to do that. Along with the "Kmart NOT Prada" trick.

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Date: 2004-02-02 02:57 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (saturn by grac3land)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
I think you may have uncovered the contents of those damned SUPER SEKRIT EBAY SELLING TECHNIQUE$$$ disks.

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Date: 2004-02-02 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bentleywg.livejournal.com
Then there's the one who sells patterns to a Doctor Who scarf and has a paragraph in the blurb about Anthony Head being rumored to be the next Doctor. What the hell does that have to do with the scarf?

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Date: 2004-02-02 02:00 pm (UTC)
ext_76: Picture of Britney Spears in leather pants, on top of a large ball (Pop!ular)
From: [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com
It lets everyone who does a search on "Anthony Head" wind up perusing their auction of course...

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Date: 2004-02-02 02:20 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (saturn by grac3land)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
I know of whom you speak. I hate that guy.

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Date: 2004-02-02 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahli.livejournal.com
Even worse is when they put "VHTF!!!!"
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (spider-woman)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's VHTF!!! because those idiots bought them all to put on the net.
From: [identity profile] ahli.livejournal.com
what they should say is "VHTFIRL, SUCKAZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!"

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Date: 2004-02-02 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veuki.livejournal.com
RARE. VINTAGE. OUT-OF-PRINT/STOCK. CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE! A MUST HAVE!!11!1
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Date: 2004-02-03 07:01 am (UTC)

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