moby-dick: a teacher's guide

[phosfate]

GOAL IX: Student displays ability to relate text to real-world events or situations.


Dear Giant Pile of Snow at the End of the Drive:

This is the second time in four days I have had to shovel my poor car from your clutches. If you don't stop it, I am FUCKING GOING TO GO CAPTAIN AHAB ALL OVER YOUR GIANT WHITE ASS!

I hate you,

Ann

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[alryssa.livejournal.com]

::orders a hugeass truckload of rock salt::

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Would a portable heater on a long extension cord help? Maybe a blow dryer on high heat?

I totally sympathize. Was finally able to walk on *gasp* dry or merely wet sidewalks to the bus today. The streets have been dry and navigable for days, conversely.

I think you need a sign for your big-ass pile of snow like the one I saw on a huge leftover pile of the stuff at a nursery one winter (very tongue in cheek): FREE SNOW.