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Apr. 23rd, 2004 09:19 am* Post your favorite funny I'm-Dumping-You line
"Look. You're being stalky and weird and it's really inappropriate. Especially before our first date."
* If you were fleeing from a burning building, and could only save either Bush or a kitten, which would you save? You'd get to talk/interact with your savee for a half hour afterwards, but AFTER that time was up, Bush would go back to the White House, and the kitten would go back - to an abusive family...
The kitten. Then I call the ASPCA and/or hire a cat burglar.
* Which of your relatives do you consider yourself to be the closest to?
My Mom.
* If you had to dye your hair, what color would you choose?
Cyan, pink, or violet. I like orange, but it would make my skin look yellow.
* If you were locked in a windowless room for 24 hours, with food, water, and only one form of non-interactive entertainment (ie: no internet, no hot strippers), what would you choose?
A book, sketchpad and pencils, sewing supplies, an assload of wooden blocks or Legos, a treadmill, or a writing pad and pen.
"Look. You're being stalky and weird and it's really inappropriate. Especially before our first date."
* If you were fleeing from a burning building, and could only save either Bush or a kitten, which would you save? You'd get to talk/interact with your savee for a half hour afterwards, but AFTER that time was up, Bush would go back to the White House, and the kitten would go back - to an abusive family...
The kitten. Then I call the ASPCA and/or hire a cat burglar.
* Which of your relatives do you consider yourself to be the closest to?
My Mom.
* If you had to dye your hair, what color would you choose?
Cyan, pink, or violet. I like orange, but it would make my skin look yellow.
* If you were locked in a windowless room for 24 hours, with food, water, and only one form of non-interactive entertainment (ie: no internet, no hot strippers), what would you choose?
A book, sketchpad and pencils, sewing supplies, an assload of wooden blocks or Legos, a treadmill, or a writing pad and pen.
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Date: 2004-04-24 11:45 am (UTC)"It's not you, really. It's me. There's just something about you that makes me remember why I killed my ex and stuffed his remains in a ravine."
* If you were fleeing from a burning building, and could only save either Bush or a kitten, which would you save? You'd get to talk/interact with your savee for a half hour afterwards, but AFTER that time was up, Bush would go back to the White House, and the kitten would go back - to an abusive family...
The kitten. I'm allergic to cats, but I can take drugs for it. There's nothing I can do to get over touching Bush.
* Which of your relatives do you consider yourself to be the closest to?
My sister. Though sometimes this is too much of a good thing.
* If you had to dye your hair, what color would you choose?
Bergundy red.
* If you were locked in a windowless room for 24 hours, with food, water, and only one form of non-interactive entertainment (ie: no internet, no hot strippers), what would you choose?
A book.