i want to apologize...

[phosfate]

...on behalf of the entire state of Nebraska for the recent, bizarre antics of Senator Chuck Hagel. He was born without generative organs of any sort, and his way of making up for it is to grab as much camera time as he possibly can. Ignore him.

Comments

What antics?

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

What is he doing?

Re: What antics?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He thinks he's 'portant and that he has things worth saying. He desperately wants to be President without having the slightest interest in law or democracy - sort of Pat Robertson without the charisma. Usually he just does it here, and we throw wads of newspaper at the tv.

Re: What antics?

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Is he one of the ones who's been saying "I know all sorts of stuff, and I'm going to tell you so you all know how important I am"? I'm kinda not really noticing their names, 'cuz they're clearly not important enough to actually have...oh, DISCRETION.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

I understand. And ask you forgive my entire state for producing Tom DeLay. We are humbly asshamed.