I hate those guys.

[phosfate]

Nazis are coming tomorrow!

They will be demonstrating downtown, in aid of...um...not getting enough attention. The Capitol will be closed, and a bazillion cops on duty just in case the local citizenry stop by to offer greetings. 'Cause everybody loves to come wave at the Nazis.

Thanks, Nazis. Thank you so fucking much.

Comments

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Nebraska Nazis. I hate those guys.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Apparently they're out-of-town Nazis who go round various places putting on demos. Sort of like Fred Phelps with better outfits.

Correct responses

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

A. Hire mariachis, or any other amusing traditional ethnic band, to turn up and drown them out. I've actually heard of towns doing this, based on the theory of "hey, you'll demonstrate for racism, we'll show you neat things immigrants do."

B. Always appropriate for any protest, whether or not you agree with them: turn up with signs that make no goddamn sense whatsoever ("I LIKE PIE," "US OUT OF FREEDONIA," "MARS NEEDS POSTERBOARD," and so forth).

Re: Correct responses

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Plan B is the most rational thing I've heard of. I like it better than just ignoring hte fuckers en masse.

[respndines.livejournal.com]

Your icon is beautiful.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Innit a hoot? It's by samiamicons, and entirely shareable with credit. (This one, too.)

squee!

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

Such fabulousness, both.

[respndines.livejournal.com]

Hahha, yes! I love the Snape one too!

[grifyn.livejournal.com]

I will second this even as I hurt myself laughing.

[sagralisse.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what she said.

[sagralisse.livejournal.com]

I'd suggest TP'ing their yards while they're out.

[silver-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I can't decide if you're icon is scary or cute...0_o Is that a real cat?

Laugh, and point, and mock..

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

You know, pointing and laughing problably isn't what they were going for...But it's what those fuckers deserve.

By the way, love, love, love the icon!

[shyday.livejournal.com]

scaaaaaary.

(but the unexpected reference made me all kinds of happy.)