Do you SPEAK IT, Dr Larry?

[phosfate]

Get to see Dr Larry the Unholy Incompetent Butcher Who Likes Saws next Tuesday morning.

Nothing can prepare you, Dr Larry.

Comments

*tentatively raises hand*

[sagralisse.livejournal.com]

I think I'm missing something. How do you know Dr Larry is an Unholy Incompetent Butcher and that he Likes Saws? Is that by reputation? Did your HMO That Just Wishes You'd Die And Get It Over With Already assign him to you as your Primary Unholy Care Butcher perhaps?

Re: *tentatively raises hand*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I think it's obvious that he must be some kind of ampu-happy leg fetishist.

Re: *tentatively raises hand*

[sagralisse.livejournal.com]

Ah, well. It's much clearer now that you've explained it.

I hope you're running while you still can. Or limping really fast or whatever.

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

But what if Dr. Larry has leeches?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I shall remove my socks, and imprison them therein.

Sympathy

[susanmgarrett.livejournal.com]

Sympathy for the injued leg.

Does doctors have insurance to protect themselves from patients who injure THEM?

Re: Sympathy

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

If he's little like Wee Bruce was, he'll be safe, 'cause kicking the shit out of someone smaller'n me isn't fair.

[kannaophelia.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

Hit him with your magic icepak.