Now strip and get on the Probulator.

[phosfate]

Welp, Dr. Larry the Unholy Butcher etc. was off at the American Edged Weapon Fanciers Annual Conference and Fun Run, so Big Nurse handed me over to Dr. Didntcatchhisname, who is in the 10th grade. Nice kid. May be of alien descent, since he mentioned colonoscopies a lot. He's very tall, so he's either a Nordic or the Greys are getting better at the whole hybridization thing. Apparently he's my GP now. Good to know.

We're gonna leave the leg on its own for a month, since it seems to be getting better with the wrapping and the ice, and then I get to go back for a good look under the hood.

Must contain joy.