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[phosfate]

Had My First Mammogram[TM] this morning. I will spare you the details. Suffice to say that it was worse than, say, an ill-fitting underwire bra, but nothing like as bad as slamming a tit in the car door.

I am a bit concerned, because Big Nurse Rad Tech was missing large patches of hair.

Comments

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Your first tit squishing! Where it feels like they're trying to take you breast into the next room only without you.

Big Nurse Rad Tech sounds, uhm, worrisome. Radiation meters anyone?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The most undignified part was having to peel 'em off the bottom plate afterwards.

[comice.livejournal.com]

Oh yes.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"Something's gone horribly wrong at the Fruit Roll-Up factory!"