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[phosfate]

Had My First Mammogram[TM] this morning. I will spare you the details. Suffice to say that it was worse than, say, an ill-fitting underwire bra, but nothing like as bad as slamming a tit in the car door.

I am a bit concerned, because Big Nurse Rad Tech was missing large patches of hair.

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[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Trust me. There is nothing giggle-worthy about someone sticking their finger up your ass and poking around in search of a teeny-tiny gland.

The first one committed me to heterosexuality for life.

JSM