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[phosfate]

Had My First Mammogram[TM] this morning. I will spare you the details. Suffice to say that it was worse than, say, an ill-fitting underwire bra, but nothing like as bad as slamming a tit in the car door.

I am a bit concerned, because Big Nurse Rad Tech was missing large patches of hair.

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[ramalama.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. I am looking forward muchly to my first boob-squishing. I am relieved to know that it's easier on, um, "full-figured" gals, as the wee Parisian-type breasts have to go through a lot of tugging and such to get enough tissue on the plate. They should have no problem with me. Still, I think it would be preferable to the other girls-only procedure we must endure.