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[phosfate]

Had My First Mammogram[TM] this morning. I will spare you the details. Suffice to say that it was worse than, say, an ill-fitting underwire bra, but nothing like as bad as slamming a tit in the car door.

I am a bit concerned, because Big Nurse Rad Tech was missing large patches of hair.

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Cannot resist this one...

[abandonada.livejournal.com]

Good for you for getting your mammogram! It's really not that painful a procedure.

Neither are the ultrasound, biopsy and surgeries that could follow it.

The good news is...my future mammograms will take half the time now! Everything has a bright side. Even cancer.

Re: Cannot resist this one...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Plus, from now on you can do some really bad-ass Halloween costumes. Cannons! Conjoined fetal twins! John Hurt!