Prod me!

Sep. 17th, 2004 12:44 pm
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Questor and Jerry)
[personal profile] phosfate
Back to Dr Didntcatchhisname for a full physical. Well, more or less. You can't tell someone not to eat or drink for 12 hours and then expect them to produce urine on demand. It's just not gonna happen.

"Please understand, it's not that I'm anti-urine or anything."

"I know."

"And it's not that I'm holding back because I think you're only taking it to drink in your dark rites."

"Uh--"

"'Cause I'm open-minded, and if you really enjoy that sort of thing..."

"I can pretty much promise that I don't want it for drinking."

"But it's okay if you do. I'm just saying."

"Ah, thank you."

Cardiac lady got ticked because I giggled when she stuck on the electrodes. And even more when she started pulling them off -- she started out plucking, but was most defnitely ripping by the end.

I don't photograph particularly well, but in chest x-ray form, I have a nice rack. I just pray they don't turn up on some awful Web site with Gwyneth Paltrow's CAT scan superimposed on top.
This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting

Profile

phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Default)
phosfate

November 2025

S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
1617181920 2122
23242526272829
30      

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags