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phosfateBack to Dr Didntcatchhisname for a full physical. Well, more or less. You can't tell someone not to eat or drink for 12 hours and then expect them to produce urine on demand. It's just not gonna happen.
"Please understand, it's not that I'm anti-urine or anything."
"I know."
"And it's not that I'm holding back because I think you're only taking it to drink in your dark rites."
"Uh--"
"'Cause I'm open-minded, and if you really enjoy that sort of thing..."
"I can pretty much promise that I don't want it for drinking."
"But it's okay if you do. I'm just saying."
"Ah, thank you."
Cardiac lady got ticked because I giggled when she stuck on the electrodes. And even more when she started pulling them off -- she started out plucking, but was most defnitely ripping by the end.
I don't photograph particularly well, but in chest x-ray form, I have a nice rack. I just pray they don't turn up on some awful Web site with Gwyneth Paltrow's CAT scan superimposed on top.
"Please understand, it's not that I'm anti-urine or anything."
"I know."
"And it's not that I'm holding back because I think you're only taking it to drink in your dark rites."
"Uh--"
"'Cause I'm open-minded, and if you really enjoy that sort of thing..."
"I can pretty much promise that I don't want it for drinking."
"But it's okay if you do. I'm just saying."
"Ah, thank you."
Cardiac lady got ticked because I giggled when she stuck on the electrodes. And even more when she started pulling them off -- she started out plucking, but was most defnitely ripping by the end.
I don't photograph particularly well, but in chest x-ray form, I have a nice rack. I just pray they don't turn up on some awful Web site with Gwyneth Paltrow's CAT scan superimposed on top.
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Date: 2004-09-17 01:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-09-17 02:35 pm (UTC)Egads. You just gave me Crying Freeman flashbacks.
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Date: 2004-09-17 02:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-09-17 02:54 pm (UTC)*kof*it'snotamerican*kof*
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Date: 2004-09-17 03:01 pm (UTC)PLZ TRANSL8 0MG!!11
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Date: 2004-09-17 03:14 pm (UTC)"Crying Freeman" is a (Japanese) manga about an assassin, so that card you just played is null. ^_^;
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Date: 2004-09-17 07:35 pm (UTC)I still don't understand but OK!111
Is Gwyneth Paltrow in that?
;)
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Date: 2004-09-17 08:05 pm (UTC)Your comment just reminded me of two female characters in the manga who had tiger tattoos on their chests. ^_^a
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Date: 2004-09-17 03:16 pm (UTC)(The urologist was greatly amused today by the Fairly Oddparents bandaid Michelle had on over the small incision left by drain tube on her side. "Hey--that's my favorite show!" he said.)
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Date: 2004-09-18 12:59 pm (UTC)Bitch, are you for real?
Date: 2004-09-18 04:41 pm (UTC)