... said that she hated nametags. Once, when a woman at some gathering slapped a label that said "Hi! My name is Erma!" over her left bosom, she responded, "What shall we name the other one?"
(I really don't think my boobies' names are Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding. I'd prefer to think of them as Torvill and Dean, or better yet, ElectraWoman and DynaGirl.)
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Date: 2004-09-24 02:32 pm (UTC):D
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*pokes you, makes startlingly realistic bicycle horn noise*
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Date: 2004-09-24 08:52 pm (UTC)The late great Erma Bombeck...
Date: 2004-09-25 08:40 am (UTC)(I really don't think my boobies' names are Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding. I'd prefer to think of them as Torvill and Dean, or better yet, ElectraWoman and DynaGirl.)