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[phosfate]

Dear Internet:

IF YOU FUCKING FUCKERS DON'T FUCKING LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW I WILL FUCKING BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THE READERS DIGEST GREAT WORLD ATLAS!

It's 40 years old and completely useless. I am not afraid to get stains on it.

Sincerely,

Ann

Comments

[ahli.livejournal.com]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/monkeyanywhere.php

[a-hollow-year.livejournal.com]

Whoah. Lighten up, dude.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

...I apologize. Was apartment hunting today and all that restaurant food is just so danged HEAVY! (Especially when you order a Monte Cristo and a Guinness with a shamrock stamped in the foam for lunch...)

Also, got drenched when the rain decided to pour down just as I was running for the car at one point. It was blowing completely horizontal!!! It looked like all those pictures on TV lately. That got the dashboard wet. But anyhow, some of the weight is probably water, and will dry away. Where's that blow dryer?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*brings you nice fluffy towels*

[ymfaery]

I'm really tempted to ask which thing is 40 years old and completely useless and stain-able--the atlas or the Internet.

[saskia139.livejournal.com]

That was my first thought, too.

[kannaophelia.livejournal.com]

You seem stressed, my dear. I prescribe a nice glass of hot milk and a soothing lecture on the evils of British colonialism.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I love you.