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I just saw somebody in a full Jesus outfit come out of the elevator. The aviator glasses went surprisingly well with the bleeding crown of thorns.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't really Jesus, though, because when I asked him, "How's it goin' Jesus?" He just said, "Hello," instead of calling me by name.

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Date: 2004-10-29 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] esorlehcar.livejournal.com
*metaquotes*

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Date: 2004-10-29 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelwolf24.livejournal.com
Jesus wearing aviator glasses? O_o That's definitely something I never would have imagined seeing. Very strange :p

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Date: 2004-10-29 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com
Yeah, I would have pegged him for the round wire-rims type myself.

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Date: 2004-10-29 08:32 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (saturn by grac3land)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Or the little Lennon specs.

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Date: 2004-10-29 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saskia139.livejournal.com
Why *do* people confuse Lennon and Jesus so much? *blink blink*

My copy of Mad Dogs and Englishmen is on its way by mail. *dances*

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Date: 2004-10-29 08:47 am (UTC)

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Date: 2004-10-30 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] finabair.livejournal.com
I remember Mad Dogs and Englishmen, they were at the Renaissance Faire back in the 80s!!

*wanders off to think about the implications of that statement*

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Date: 2004-10-29 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fictionbya.livejournal.com

Did he have wings too? I once saw Jesus on campus and he had nice feathery little wings.

He danced around a lot to music that I guess must have been coming from heaven. I think at once point he was smoking some pot.

I was working security at an event on campus at the time and we all got a kick out of Jesus.

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Date: 2004-10-29 01:38 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
He had a steel briefcase.

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Date: 2004-10-29 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahli.livejournal.com
Fatima told me someone who looks like Jesus lives in her neighbourhood. And he alays walks around with his palms facing upwards and sometimes he's carrying drycleaning.

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Date: 2004-10-29 01:37 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Huh. I guess cleanliness really is next to godliness.

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Date: 2004-10-29 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claudiall.livejournal.com
He was too Jesus. He just figured you didn't need to hear your own name since you know it already.

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Date: 2004-10-29 01:35 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
I dunno. Angel and Bonita have a pretty good point about the aviator glasses.

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Date: 2004-10-30 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pollyannadesade.livejournal.com
Maybe you just witnessed (ha ha) The Rapture in action. Maybe the world is going to be a bit emptier in the next few weeks. You can make a lot of money selling this story, but since you and Jesus are on speaking terms, I guess he'll not be leaving you behind. Oh, well, I'll still be here, I suppose. And livejournal.com.

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